Sugmabdag is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, capable manatee.

Sugmabdag created water two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sugmabdag, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Sugmabdag, it will turn you into a dog.

Sugmabdag's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Sugmabdag's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never talk about gravity.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not hurt dogs.

5. Always help ducks.