Jigbenbaf is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, astonishing clam.

Jigbenbaf created vertebrates eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Jigbenbaf, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Jigbenbaf, it will try to impress you with trees.

Jigbenbaf's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Jigbenbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

3. Never write about comets.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate hamsters.

5. Do not eat tomatoes.