Fligfodpantifmifbidkikgid Daptargfob is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, pitiless troll.

Fligfodpantifmifbidkikgid Daptargfob created the Virgo Supercluster seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Fligfodpantifmifbidkikgid Daptargfob, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Fligfodpantifmifbidkikgid Daptargfob, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Fligfodpantifmifbidkikgid Daptargfob's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Fligfodpantifmifbidkikgid Daptargfob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear magenta clothing.

2. Feed all hungry pigs.

3. Always help geese.

4. Worship no other gods but Fligfodpantifmifbidkikgid Daptargfob.

5. Do not chop down trees.