Bunwippag is a god.
It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, humorless
wombat.
Bunwippag created the Virgo Supercluster seven trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Bunwippag, it will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Bunwippag, it will destroy your home solar system.
Bunwippag's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.
Bunwippag's Holy Commandments1. You must pray to Bunwippag nine times a day.
2. Never mention dolphins.
3. Do not fashion models of living things.
4. Never go into yellow rooms.
5. Do not drink water in purple rooms.