Godnegjab is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, self-confident snake.

Godnegjab created the cosmos eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Godnegjab, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Godnegjab, he will not invite you to parties.

Godnegjab's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Godnegjab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep seven mites in a large pit.

2. Feed all hungry sharks.

3. Never feed corn to mice while wearing dresses.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. You must pray to Godnegjab five times a day.