Hon is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, all-knowing squirrel.

Hon created the Virgo Supercluster two billion years ago.

If you believe in Hon, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Hon, she will turn you into a rat.

Hon's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Hon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair pink.

2. Erect three silver sculptures of Hon on top of important buildings.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. You must never eat tomatoes.