Sithan is a god.

He takes the form of a large, stupid cobra.

Sithan created a quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sithan, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Sithan, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Sithan's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Sithan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep eight birds in a large pit.

2. Do not speak about carrots.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. You must love Sithan.

5. Feed all hungry whales.