Queegrenlun Wonnuttbot is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, witty coyote.

Queegrenlun Wonnuttbot created a down quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Queegrenlun Wonnuttbot, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Queegrenlun Wonnuttbot, she will turn you into a worm.

Queegrenlun Wonnuttbot's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Queegrenlun Wonnuttbot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never think about eukaryotes.

3. Do not speak about nuts.

4. Never go into fawn rooms.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.