Padsinbell is a god.

It takes the form of a small, selfish fly.

Padsinbell created a down quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Padsinbell, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Padsinbell, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Padsinbell's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Padsinbell's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Padsinbell's priests.

2. Padsinbell must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Padsinbell.

4. Do not take Padsinbell's name in vain.

5. Always look after injured great tits.