Febfidgid is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, fussy human.

Febfidgid created a down quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Febfidgid, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Febfidgid, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Febfidgid's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Febfidgid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never talk about comets.

4. Do not kill rats.

5. Mites are unholy and should not be approached.