Arttunlarg is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, conceited clam.

Arttunlarg created everything that exists two years ago.

If you believe in Arttunlarg, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Arttunlarg, it will think nothing of it.

Arttunlarg's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Arttunlarg's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Arttunlarg loves badgers, so they must be honoured.

3. Never talk about galaxies.

4. Never mention squirrels.

5. Always pray immersed in water.