Shavfad is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, confident bird.

Shavfad created bats five billion years ago.

If you believe in Shavfad, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Shavfad, he will manifest in front of you.

Shavfad's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Shavfad's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Run away if eight nematodes approach from the east.

3. Do not keep nine eagles in a large pit.

4. Never eat oranges.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.