Stafwiplab Abtapnarl is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, humorless wombat.

Stafwiplab Abtapnarl created humanity seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stafwiplab Abtapnarl, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Stafwiplab Abtapnarl, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Stafwiplab Abtapnarl's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Stafwiplab Abtapnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Stafwiplab Abtapnarl in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not hurt voles.

3. Never go into indigo rooms.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Always pray immersed in water.