Gonnurlarf is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, quiet hippopotamus.

Gonnurlarf created parasitic wasps two million years ago.

If you believe in Gonnurlarf, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Gonnurlarf, she will try to impress you with trees.

Gonnurlarf's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Gonnurlarf's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in holy places.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

5. Feed all hungry eagles.