Dadxenkim is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, awesome shrew.

Dadxenkim created the universe seven million years ago.

If you believe in Dadxenkim, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Dadxenkim, she will send minions to preach to you.

Dadxenkim's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Dadxenkim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate ants.

3. Never go into cyan rooms.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Retreat if three whales approach from the west.