Fumtamged is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, charitable cow.

Fumtamged created oxygen three million years ago.

If you believe in Fumtamged, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Fumtamged, she will cry a lot.

Fumtamged's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Fumtamged's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Run away from red badgers, for they are unholy.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not trade with those who eat oranges.