Xenbeghiv is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, omniscient goose.

Xenbeghiv created the Cigar Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xenbeghiv, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Xenbeghiv, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Xenbeghiv's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Xenbeghiv's Holy Commandments

1. Monkeys are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Otters are not to be trusted.

5. Never talk about enzymes.