Bumbissfidmin is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, able swallow.

Bumbissfidmin created matter nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bumbissfidmin, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Bumbissfidmin, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Bumbissfidmin's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Bumbissfidmin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill gulls.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never talk about dwarf planets.

4. Monkeys are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not shave your arms.