Buddoglitpinfondinbatjin is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, prudent dove.

Buddoglitpinfondinbatjin created gold four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Buddoglitpinfondinbatjin, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Buddoglitpinfondinbatjin, she will destroy your favourite star.

Buddoglitpinfondinbatjin's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Buddoglitpinfondinbatjin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Always help gulls.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Put Buddoglitpinfondinbatjin first in all things.

5. Never go into violet rooms.