Lennabbif is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, ill-tempered hyena.

Lennabbif created matter two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lennabbif, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Lennabbif, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Lennabbif's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Lennabbif's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum field theory near monkeys while wearing gray corsets and balancing six nickel spheres on your legs.

2. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Hamsters are not to be trusted.

4. Hide from violet ants for they are unholy.

5. Do not kill voles.