Badqueeggon is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, almighty beaver.

Badqueeggon created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Badqueeggon, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Badqueeggon, it will turn you into a snail.

Badqueeggon's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Badqueeggon's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about solid mechanics near shrews while wearing magenta hats.

2. Never run in the presence of squirrels.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. You must never eat grapes.

5. Never talk about ultrasonics near snails while wearing indigo corsets and balancing six silver spheres on your face.