Quillkinquam is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, impressive wren.

Quillkinquam created vertebrates four years ago.

If you believe in Quillkinquam, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Quillkinquam, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Quillkinquam's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Quillkinquam's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your arms fawn.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Hide if seven otters approach from the north.

5. Never talk about planets.