Raggovjip is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, astonishing crocodile.

Raggovjip created parasitic wasps five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Raggovjip, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Raggovjip, he will destroy your favourite star.

Raggovjip's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Raggovjip's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention great tits.

2. Never talk about gravity near birds while wearing cyan kilts and balancing eight gold spheres on your head.

3. Never leap in holy places.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Always help sick sheep.