Highiglin is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, unthoughtful squid.

Highiglin created the Sombrero Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Highiglin, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Highiglin, he will turn you into a plant.

Highiglin's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Highiglin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate frogs.

3. Do not wear silver on your body.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not trade with those who eat strawberries.