Fodrow is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, dishonourable centipede.

Fodrow created the planet Venus five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fodrow, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Fodrow, it will turn you into a rock.

Fodrow's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Fodrow's Holy Commandments

1. Put Fodrow first in all things.

2. Feed all hungry snakes.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never write about ultrasonics.

5. Never eat bark.