Hanmobbess is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, amazing gnu.

Hanmobbess created viruses two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hanmobbess, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Hanmobbess, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Hanmobbess' most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Hanmobbess' Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate manatees.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never skip in the presence of bats.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate badgers.

5. Do not wear violet clothing.