Dussditlik is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, unthinking deer.

Dussditlik created an atom three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dussditlik, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Dussditlik, he will turn you into a duck.

Dussditlik's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Dussditlik's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always wear brown.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Never look at nebulae.

5. Never think about dark energy near dolphins while wearing yellow shoes and balancing nine silicon spheres on your back.