Flapnibflap is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, intelligent skunk.

Flapnibflap created everything that exists eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flapnibflap, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Flapnibflap, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Flapnibflap's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Flapnibflap's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat swans with great respect.

2. Always help turtles in need.

3. Always wear gray.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Flapnibflap.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.