Cadflowtinsab is a god.

She takes the form of a large, unfair bear.

Cadflowtinsab created the Andromeda Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Cadflowtinsab, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Cadflowtinsab, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Cadflowtinsab's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Cadflowtinsab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair pink.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mice.

5. Do not wear nickel on your body.