Gemtalrillbod is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, wise gerbil.

Gemtalrillbod created silver eight million years ago.

If you believe in Gemtalrillbod, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gemtalrillbod, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Gemtalrillbod's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Gemtalrillbod's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never talk about stars.

4. Never talk about monkeys.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.