Fomfebarn is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, proud hare.

Fomfebarn created the solar system three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fomfebarn, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Fomfebarn, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Fomfebarn's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Fomfebarn's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Fomfebarn loves capybaras, so they must be respected.

4. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never wear tights.