Yarnarlfag Rippidhug is a god.

She takes the form of a small, bad-tempered troll.

Yarnarlfag Rippidhug created a Higgs boson seven million years ago.

If you believe in Yarnarlfag Rippidhug, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Yarnarlfag Rippidhug, she will not invite you to parties.

Yarnarlfag Rippidhug's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Yarnarlfag Rippidhug's Holy Commandments

1. Yarnarlfag Rippidhug loves snails, so they must be respected.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Yarnarlfag Rippidhug.

3. Erect four gold sculptures of Yarnarlfag Rippidhug on top of important buildings.

4. Run away from turquoise horses, for they are unholy.

5. Do not commit murder.