Narlnadpod is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, ruthless raven.

Narlnadpod created an up quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Narlnadpod, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Narlnadpod, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Narlnadpod's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Narlnadpod's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Narlnadpod loves tortoises, so they must be respected.

4. Hide from black shrews for they are unholy.

5. Never eat bark.