Fensagwon is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, conceited alligator.

Fensagwon created a Higgs boson five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fensagwon, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Fensagwon, she will make you grow a tail.

Fensagwon's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Fensagwon's Holy Commandments

1. Ducks are not to be trusted.

2. Never think about ultrasonics near dogs while wearing yellow skirts and balancing five copper spheres on your legs.

3. Do not wear silicon on your body.

4. Never hurt bats.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.