Ranbidflig is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, humane hydra.

Ranbidflig created the solar system three billion years ago.

If you believe in Ranbidflig, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Ranbidflig, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Ranbidflig's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Ranbidflig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Ranbidflig's name in vain.

2. Always obey Ranbidflig's priests.

3. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

4. Never go into fawn rooms.

5. Do not cook food in pots.