Xinzagrull is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, emotional chinchilla.

Xinzagrull created a down quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Xinzagrull, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Xinzagrull, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Xinzagrull's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Xinzagrull's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear violet clothing.

2. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a building before entering it.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Erect a giant mauve sculpture of Xinzagrull in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not laugh in public.