Negmabraw is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, unthinking cobra.

Negmabraw created dark energy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Negmabraw, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Negmabraw, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Negmabraw's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Negmabraw's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never paint your neck white.

3. Never talk about gravity.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.