Tikxenyokkonbogleggep is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, selfish rhinoceros.

Tikxenyokkonbogleggep created the Sun twelve years ago.

If you believe in Tikxenyokkonbogleggep, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Tikxenyokkonbogleggep, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Tikxenyokkonbogleggep's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Tikxenyokkonbogleggep's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick shrews.

2. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Tikxenyokkonbogleggep in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never think about thermodynamics.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.