Fosspandob is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, proud wombat.

Fosspandob created water three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fosspandob, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Fosspandob, she will turn you into a duck.

Fosspandob's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Fosspandob's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Hide if nine aardvarks approach from the north.

5. Fosspandob must be the most important thing in your life.