Wodwodjan is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, sage crane.

Wodwodjan created Africa seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Wodwodjan, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Wodwodjan, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Wodwodjan's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Wodwodjan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep six horses in a large pit.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Run away from purple dolphins, for they are unholy.

5. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.