Kapvigrap is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, thoughtless skunk.

Kapvigrap created an atom six billion years ago.

If you believe in Kapvigrap, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Kapvigrap, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Kapvigrap's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Kapvigrap's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Kapvigrap.

3. Never think ill of sick goats.

4. Never look at nebulae.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.