Hasfommat is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, unthoughtful dingo.

Hasfommat created snails five billion years ago.

If you believe in Hasfommat, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Hasfommat, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Hasfommat's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Hasfommat's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if six whales approach from the east.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never feed figs to rats while wearing kilts.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Hasfommat.