Doblimpin is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, passionate wasp.

Doblimpin created dark energy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Doblimpin, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Doblimpin, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Doblimpin's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Doblimpin's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about stars.

2. Never look at planets.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Doblimpin.

4. Never talk about monkeys.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.