Lidbop Gablarp is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, moody dingo.

Lidbop Gablarp created humankind six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lidbop Gablarp, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Lidbop Gablarp, it will turn you into a dog.

Lidbop Gablarp's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Lidbop Gablarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in the presence of capybaras.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Erect a large iron sculpture of Lidbop Gablarp on top of all buildings.

4. Goats are not to be trusted.

5. Always help pigs.