Sagfigsanaf is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, slow faun.

Sagfigsanaf created the Sol system seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Sagfigsanaf, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Sagfigsanaf, it will remove you from existence.

Sagfigsanaf's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Sagfigsanaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear tights.

2. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

3. Sagfigsanaf loves porpoises, so they must be respected.

4. Hide from pink goats for they are unholy.

5. Erect nine nickel sculptures of Sagfigsanaf on top of important buildings.