Dableglen is a god.

She takes the form of a small, generous snail.

Dableglen created carbon four billion years ago.

If you believe in Dableglen, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Dableglen, she will turn you into a plant.

Dableglen's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Dableglen's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.