Dapzakfat is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, witty weasel.

Dapzakfat created the Milkyway nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dapzakfat, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Dapzakfat, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Dapzakfat's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Dapzakfat's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Always make sure there are no moths in a building before entering it.

4. Always look after injured mites.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.