Milcunpin is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, staggering jaguar.

Milcunpin created humanity two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Milcunpin, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Milcunpin, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Milcunpin's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Milcunpin's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about moons.

2. Worship no other gods but Milcunpin.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dogs.

4. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never think ill of sick nematodes.