Bidyoggat is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, selfish octopus.

Bidyoggat created the Andromeda Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bidyoggat, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bidyoggat, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Bidyoggat's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Bidyoggat's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not kill tapirs.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. You must never eat aubergines.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.