Fubpidbif is a god.

She takes the form of a large, capable deer.

Fubpidbif created humanity four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fubpidbif, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Fubpidbif, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Fubpidbif's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Fubpidbif's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about snakes.

2. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Fubpidbif.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.