Nilltapxen is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, confident butterfly.

Nilltapxen created the planet Earth three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nilltapxen, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Nilltapxen, she will send minions to preach to you.

Nilltapxen's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Nilltapxen's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant green sculpture of Nilltapxen in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Learn three new languages a year.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not wear white clothing.